一个比较有趣的错误
#1
哈哈, 英语得好点啊.呵呵

http://www.ziff.net/404/404.htm

This page cannot be displayed because you need some fresh air.
The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. Your ISP has told us that you're on-line several hours everyday, and that just ain't right.

Please, for the love of god, try the following:

* Don't click the refresh.gif (82 bytes) Refresh button. Go outside now.
* If you are about to spend another $100 at Amazon, then please contact Amazon Anonymous.
* To go outside, first click the Cyber Hypnosis menu, and then click Cold Water in the Face. On the Numb Ass tab, click Sedentary Back Pain. The Get Out of Your Chair settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator.
* If your Evil Computer Addict persona has enabled it, we can examine your network and quickly discover a way to wake you up from your computer-induced stupor.
* If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
click Detect Settings Detect Computer-Induced Stupor
* There are a host of things awaiting you in the outside world: fishing, skiing, skeet shooting, triathlons, PTA meetings, and dentist appointments, for example.
* If you are unable to get up, click here and your power strip will emit a large enough shock to scare you back to your senses. If that doesn't work, then we give up. You are officially in need of some serious help. Dial 1-800-GET-HELP on your computer's keypad to reach a mental hospital near you.
* Click the Back button to melt your computer.


Cannot find reality files
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======以下是签名档(QMD) =======

在“错啦送死嚓啦music”里灌水牛的,
该毕业的一年年延期,
要推研的推不上研,
踉踉跄跄毕个业还找不到出路得上手段……
唉,我忏悔!千万汲取我的教训!
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#2
鄙视E文,兴我国文
医院十化:院长贵族化,护士奴隶化,病人祖宗化,人际复杂化,加班日夜化,上班无偿化,检查严厉化,待遇民工化,想翻身?神话!
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#3
E文太差....不懂
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#4
真看不懂..
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#5
This page cannot be displayed because you need some fresh air.
本页由于您需要新鲜空气故而无法显示
The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. Your ISP has told us that you're on-line several hours everyday, and that just ain't right.
您目前查看的页面无法显示. 您的互联网服务提供商告送我们您每天在线很长时间, 因此您无法访问:
Please, for the love of god, try the following:
请看在上帝的份上, 尝试一下操作
* Don't click the refresh.gif (82 bytes) Refresh button. Go outside now.
* 不要点击那个大小为82比特的刷新按钮. 现在到外面透透气
* If you are about to spend another $100 at Amazon, then please contact Amazon Anonymous.
* 如果你正打算花100块钱在亚麻寻书店买东西的花.. 请与亚麻寻网站匿名用户联系
* To go outside, first click the Cyber Hypnosis menu, and then click Cold Water in the Face. On the Numb Ass tab, click Sedentary Back Pain. The Get Out of Your Chair settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator.
*出门的步骤, 首先按下赛波空间睡眠菜单, 点击"冷水拂面". 在"麻木的屁股"选项中选择"久坐的痛苦:. 出门选项由于您的局域网管理远设置的不通而不同
* If your Evil Computer Addict persona has enabled it, we can examine your network and quickly discover a way to wake you up from your computer-induced stupor.
*如果你的"地狱的电脑沉迷者"选项开启, 我们会检测您的网络, 并且快速修复您的电脑上瘾症.
* If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
click Detect Settings Detect Computer-Induced Stupor
*如果你希望视窗帮你找到他们, 请选则"沉迷检测系统"
* There are a host of things awaiting you in the outside world: fishing, skiing, skeet shooting, triathlons, PTA meetings, and dentist appointments, for example.
在外面的世界里有很多东西等着您: 钓鱼, 滑雪, 打飞碟, 铁人三项, 睡衣舞会, 压抑门诊等等.
* If you are unable to get up, click here and your power strip will emit a large enough shock to scare you back to your senses. If that doesn't work, then we give up. You are officially in need of some serious help. Dial 1-800-GET-HELP on your computer's keypad to reach a mental hospital near you.
如果你仍然无法离开, 按下电源建, 您的背将背点击, 如果您需要光方协助, 请播打
1-800-GET-Help. (按键在最近的医院的电脑上)
* Click the Back button to melt your computer.
点击后退建去感化你的电脑吧

Cannot find reality files
Internet Exploder
无法找到真实的文件

IE

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#6
晕倒,这个翻译好像不对劲...
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#7
看了翻译更迷茫了...
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#8
我找不着北了 ... 我一路向南 离开有你的季节~~~~~
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#9
南方的对面就是北...
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#10
倒 楼主 这是错误还是专门弄成这样的
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