中国式英语（纯属娱乐）

[林子]

1．we two who and who？
　　 咱俩谁跟谁阿

　　
2．how are you ? how old are you?
　　 怎么是你，怎么老是你？


3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你



4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上



5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
　有事起奏，无事退朝



6．you me you me
　　彼此彼此
　　


7．You Give Me Stop!!
　　 你给我站住！



8．know is know noknow is noknow
　　 知之为知之，不知为不知…



9．WATCH SISTER
　　 表妹



10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！



11．American Chinese not enough
　　美中不足



12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
　　 车祸现场描述



13．heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放




14.You no see me you no go,I no see you i no go,no see no go!
你没看见我你别走，我没看见你也别走，不见不散！



15.Good good study, Day day up!
好好学习，天天向上！