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虽然有点儿晚，但还是庆祝一下4月1日吧~^^
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#1
2006-4-1 23:26
http://www.haha168.com/pages/001/fool.htm

wanna have fun???
请点击上面的网址~！绝对没病毒，多健康一网站啊~！

注意：1、没耐心者勿进
2、无幽默感者勿进
3、现在有事要做，有其他帖子着急要看者勿进
4、容易紧张者勿进
5、爱拍砖骂人不爽者勿进
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还是想进去看看？实在想进去看看？这么想进去看看？

好~啦~！！！进去吧~~~！！！

have fun~！enjoy it~！
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2006-4-1 23:35
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医院十化：院长贵族化,护士奴隶化,病人祖宗化,人际复杂化,加班日夜化,上班无偿化,检查严厉化,待遇民工化,想翻身？神话！
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#3
2006-4-2 00:01
然后呢？。。。难道你。。。？
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2006-4-2 00:30
我靠我真疯了。。。。。。这么烦。。。。。
倒是坚持下来了。。。。不过真的很想打人
<font color="LimeGreen">每当夜深人静我诚实的分析我自己</font>

<font color="Blue">还是不可否认地 </font>

<font color="Red">我比想像中<font size="5">爱你</font> </font>
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#6
2006-4-2 18:06
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你是不是来闹场啊？...........................
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2006-4-2 18:11
好啦，我没耐心～呵呵
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2006-4-3 01:17
引用：Originally posted by 熙攘细胞 at 2006-4-2 06:06 PM:
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你是不是来闹场啊？...........................
那是源文件,可以加点更有意思的...能死机的那种....那样才叫愚人...
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2006-4-3 14:55
那你加些来，我立马更新~！
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2006-4-3 20:10
哈哈`还好`没开`
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