Sex tips

[philomela]

Two guys are in a bar discussing their sex lives. One guy says
to the other, "How's your sex life buddy?"

The other guy says, "Not too good. Every time me and my wife
have sex, she loses interest half-way through. It's very
frustrating."

The first guy says, "Yeah, I know what you mean. I used to have
the same problem, but I found a cure. I hid a starter pistol
under the bed. When she started to run out of steam, I simply
fired the starter pistol. It gave her such a fright that she got
all excited, and couldn't get enough. I wish I'd done it years
ago."

The other guy says, "OK, I think I'll try that."

The next day they are back in the bar again. The first guy says,
"How did you get on with the starter pistol?"

The other guy says, "Don't talk to me about starter pistols!
Last night we were having a little 69. As usual, she lost
interest half way through, so I fired the starter pistol, just
like you said."

The first guy says, "So what happened?"

The other guy says, "She bit my cock, shit in my face, and a man
came out of the closet with his hands up!"

[◣落花隨水]

"and a man
came out of the closet with his hands up!"-------------I can't understand this sentence.
Do me a favor.

[ＺnＣuの心桐]

She bit my cock,
这句话是直接按中文的意思翻译，还是．．．．．．

[philomela]

哇哈哈，你中彩了~！你获得了MYTLS为你赠送的7积分

Originally posted by ◣落花隨水 at 2004-7-6 10:35 PM:
"and a man
came out of the closet with his hands up!"-------------I can't understand this sentence.
Do me a favor.

这个意思就是说: 一个男人从衣橱里举着手出来了
Does it ring a bell~?#deyi

[philomela]

哇哈哈，你中彩了~！你获得了MYTLS为你赠送的7积分

Originally posted by ＺnＣuの心桐 at 2004-7-7 09:30 AM:
She bit my cock,
这句话是直接按中文的意思翻译，还是．．．．．．

不明白吗？ 就是说那个女的咬了他的**

[酒旗风]

这个也是我查了半天才明白的，cock是那个意思

[◣落花隨水]

Originally posted by philomela at 2004-7-7 09:42 AM:
哇哈哈，你中彩了~！你获得了MYTLS为你赠送的7积分


这个意思就是说: 一个男人从衣橱里举着手出来了
Does it ring a bell~?#deyi

这个意思我知道啊,问题是他最后可笑在哪里,我好像不怎么明白......#buhaoyisi是不是就是说,她老婆婚外恋?

[◣落花隨水]

Originally posted by ＺnＣuの心桐 at 2004-7-7 09:30 AM:
She bit my cock,
这句话是直接按中文的意思翻译，还是．．．．．．

晕..............你都知道中文怎么翻译了,还问嘛了~!#yun呵呵,这个问题看懂就算了,不提议讨论啊,.^_^.讨论就不属于英语角的范畴了

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